“a family-friendly puppet re-imagining of a love scene between jeff stryker & mike henson”
- jeff is eating cereal in nothing but his briefs.
- he gets up to answer the door. it is mike.
- mike is dusting rain off of his jacket. (mike is all wet!)
- jeff, naturally, inquires about what has happened to his buddy mike.
- mike explains with a lot of arm motions and big facial expressions.
- jeff seems slightly bemused, but supportive.
- jeff takes mike by the arm and leads him to the fireplace.
- mike rubs his hands together over the flames. (mike is chilly.)
- jeff suggests mike take off his jacket...because it is all wet.
- mike is wearing an italian wife beater under the jacket. (it is slightly damp.)
- jeff takes mike’s jacket and drops it offscreen.
- jeff leaves the room.
- mike looks down curiously at his damp shirt, shrugs, smirks, takes off the shirt, arching his back.
- jeff is at the edge of the kitchen holding a small pan.
- jeff forks at the contents of the pan, which seem sufficiently warmed.
- the camera slides down mike’s smooth, sinewy, glistening torso.
- mike makes a demur turn and faces away from jeff as he strips down to his briefs.
- mike’s briefs are damp. his cheeky smile shows through the wet fabric.
- jeff does a double-take of mike’s cheeky smile.
- mike bends over to lay his jeans down, further accentuating his cheeky smile.
- jeff has a coffee cup now. (ah! he heats his coffee in a pan. jeff is a real dude.)
- jeff takes the cup of warmth and kindness into the living room and gives it to mike.
- mike is standing in front of the fireplace in his damp bvd’s.
- jeff sits on the sofa in his usual spot, legs splayed. (he is always warm, hot even.)
- mike says something about jeff’s pecs, a compliment, naturally.
- automatically, jeff flexes his pecs, and his biceps, too.
- mike starts flexing his own slightly smaller muscles and looks down at himself.
- jeff and mike flex their muscles for their own enjoyment awhile.
- mike abandons his post and plops on the sofa opposite jeff.
- mike puts his cup down, faces jeff, and they talk like gentlemen.
- jeffs ends the brief, serious chat with a quick smile.
- mike seems appreciative.
- jeff flexes his pecs and does his james dean eyes.
- (occasionally, lightning strikes out the window behind mike’s head.)
- mike looks to jeff’s lap and sees the monster in jeff’s briefs.
- the screen fills with two images, one after the other:
- first, briefs with a hand accentuating the outline of a very large little monster,
- second, briefs with the outline of a less large little monster, nothing special.
- mike asks what seems to be “a stupid question” then apologizes for it.
- jeff seems to say “there are no stupid questions,” and pulls his briefs down.
- jeff’s large, glossy monster flops out. he grabs it, as if it is wild and needs to be tamed.
- jeff pets his monster and talks about what he’s doing, as if it needs to be explained.
- mike, for one, seems to appreciate the explanation.
- mike asks another “stupid question,” and jeff removes his briefs the rest of the way.
- mike follows suit and removes his briefs.
- (mike’s little monster is average, fine, nothing special – though nobody is really looking at it.)
- mike tosses his underwear offscreen (into the fire?) and leans down into jeff’s lap.
- what mike lacks in little monster size he makes up for in monster-pleasuring abilities.
- jeff jabs his hips upward – cruelly, some might say – as mike’s head comes down.
- mike’s eyes occasionally clench, but he keeps at the job he’s been paid to do.
- mike grabs jeff’s egg basket, as an anchor and as a depth gauge.
- mike knows that if he massages the eggs, he won’t have to work so hard to make them boil.
- jeff has his head back on the sofa, his eyes closed. he blows out a cool breath.
- jeff puts a hand on mike’s shoulder blades and encourages him.
- the camera backs away and we see that mike’s underwear weren’t burned afterall.
- (mike’s briefs and jeff’s lie around their feet on the stained tan carpet.)
- mike rolls off of the sofa and positions himself on his knees between jeff’s knees.
- this position is working for jeff. he tosses his head back and says “ooh” and “yes.”
- jeff reaches out to touch mike’s shoulders. (jeff stryker is touchy-feely. i did not know that.)
- we see mike’s hotdog buns. his squatting position accentuates them.
- jeff has taken control of the situation, holding mike in place, working his hips.
- sometimes mike’s head is forced back. (there’s only so much one can take.)
- (jeff seems to be off in his head, in a different location, in a different scene.)
- jeff’s head is lolling about, his hips hiked up off of the sofa.
- mike stands without detaching from jeff’s monster, yanking at his own little monster briefly.
- there are now mike’s eggs at the top of the screen and jeff’s monster center stage.
- (as a bonus, jeff’s hershey kisses dot the top left and top right of the screen.)
- mike aims his trophy downward, blocking out jeff’s monster for a brief moment.
- we get a few repeated images:
- jeff blowing circles,
- mike eating a sausage.
- next, jeff pushes mike up and they both stand. (lightning flashes in the window.)
- jeff let’s mike sit for a while. “let me do some of the work,” he seems to be saying.
- jeff stands in front of mike’s face.
- mike takes jeff’s monster in his mouth then reaches around and holds one of jeff’s hotdog buns.
- mike tongues jeff like a blind man trying to figure out the flavor of a lollipop.
- jeff pulls mike all the way to the lollipop stick by the bottom of his skull.
- mike looks like he’s being punished.
- adding insult to injury, jeff slaps mike across the face with his monster.
- next, jeff stands back and does a really bizarre dance. he looks to be imitating a snake.
- mike loves the dance. mike loves the snake.
- mike has a happy little monster, which he plays with briskly.
- the screen fills with jeff’s face. he seems to have an important announcement.
- jeff chews his lips and does his james dean eyes as he speaks.
- mike gets it. he nods his head. he is ready for more of jeff’s monster.
- jeff moves in and gives it to mike. mike seems to have a renewed energy.
- jeff again takes his monster out of mike’s mouth and again slaps his face with it.
- mike is petting his larger than average little monster (a grower not a shower).
- suddenly, we’re up close at jeff’s face. he seems to be in a different world again.
- jeff is popping his cork. we see a full on closeup of that.
- then we see a repeat of the scene farther back, so we can see jeff pop his cork onto mike.
- (mike is hiding his little monster. this is likely a filler shot, filmed at another time.)
- we get a third shot of the cork-popping scene (after all, that is the point).
- the camera glides up jeff’s body, belly to chest, shoulders to face.
- the last spasms work their way out through jeff’s face.
- bonus shot: mike pops his cork, nothing special, as the money shot has already been completed.
- but jeff and mike both still have happy monsters – because they are studs.
- they play with their monsters. mike kisses jeff’s egg basket. (“thank you. thank you.”)
- jeff is inspired. he puts one foot on the sofa.
- jeff bends over and mike pretends he is a slug exploring where the sun doesn’t shine.
- this activity is working for jeff. he encourages mike with words of praise.
- eventually, mike tires of the task and makes a comment over jeff’s backside.
- jeff and mike rearrange themselves. jeff sitting, mike standing in front of him.
- (lightning flashes. the scene evokes a comfortable hominess.)
- jeff pets his monster while mike climbs onto the sofa over it.
- down mike goes to let jeff’s monster hide where the sun doesn’t shine.
- jeff stuffs his mean monster into mike’s tunnel of love.
- jeff’s eyes are closed. he has his head tossed back and seems to be saying “shoe.”
- mike has his head turned upward. he has his eyes closed and he seems to be saying “shoe.”
- mike is riding jeff’s monster like it is a mechanical bull. his head is bouncing up and down.
- jeff is pressed into the sofa. he seems to be saying “who? who?”
- mike seems to be saying “who? who?” too.
- jeff holds mike at the just-right position by the hips.
- mike maintains that position while jeff bounces on the sofa springs.
- jeff pushes mike out of his lap. they both stand. (lightning strikes.)
- jeff bends mike over at the waist and sends his monster on a scavenger hunt.
- jeff starts doing his snake dance again, only now he is attached to mike.
- mike seems to be saying “ow! ow!”
- jeff has disappeared into the world in his head again, his eyes rolled back, his head tossing about.
- we see another mélange of already seen closeup shots. (corks are popping offscreen.)
- jeff practices his S shape as he leans against mike’s backside. (S stands for snake, you know.)
- mike seems to be braying like a donkey, a donkey with perfectly feathered hair.
- mike’s eyeballs look like they might pop out of his head. then he squints. (did he lose a contact?)
- jeff is pretending mike is a mountain. jeff climbs the mountain, losing his grip now and again.
- mike seems to wake up from a deep sleep. “what’s all the commotion?” he seems to be asking.
- “the commotion is the C train, coming down the track, into the tunnel, don’t look back.”
- (jeff could say that, but he probably doesn’t because he’s too much of a dude.)
- jeff whispers appreciative things into mike’s ear then pretends it’s ginger candy and nibbles.
- mike must be ticklish. he seems to be suppressing a laugh.
- jeff stands upright and gives us one last look at his profile then pops his cork.
- jeff’s champagne dreams splash all over mike’s backside.
- (lightning flashes.) jeff stands mike up and positions himself behind mike.
- mike plays with his little monster until he pops his cork then does jeff’s snake dance.
- jeff shows his appreciation by licking mike’s ginger candy and rubbing mike’s hershey kisses.
- lightning strikes, capturing the camera’s attention. it moves away from the continuing action.
- the camera focuses on the sheer curtains, the smoky white lights behind the stage window.
- flash of lightning. and then darkness.